Hell’s Kitchen Season 3 Premiere

Hoo boy. This crew of idiots is even worse than the last one. At least Heather stood out as a potential winner from the beginning. This season there’s an overweight 48 year old guy who wears a cowboy hat and bawls constantly. Dude, you’re 48. Get it f**kin’ together. You’re a wreck and you look an absolute fool.

Chef Ramsay has once again split teams into boys against girls, and the girls seem to have decided to leave Julia out of the loop. They won’t talk to her, won’t answer when she tries to communicate, then lie to Chef when he asks what’s going on. Watch to see how soon they’ll descend to cattiness with each other.

The guys aren’t much better, but there’s maybe two contenders there as well: Rock and at least one other guy.

This is the first season that I’m actually looking forward to Ramsay screaming his lungs out. Surprisingly, he picked the red team as the winner. They couldn’t even get apps out for over an hour.

But there’s maybe 2 women who have a slim chance: Melissa and Tiffany. Melissa is cool and finds out why the bitchy team is so down on Julia: Julia works in a waffle house. Except Ramsay told Melissa to pick out two team members to send home and she picked the two bitchy, catty women, Tiffay and Joanna. The latter two were exceptionally mean to Julia.

Bravo for you, Melissa. Neither are team players. Julia may work in a waffle house, but at least she’s a team player, and wants to honestly help - not be a backstabber to move ahead.

Unfortunately, Ramsay kept the flirt and told the other one to go home. They’re both catty, but he sent the wrong one home.